A Procurement Professional's Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted 09/12/2016

On the first day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
A purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the second day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the third day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the fourth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the fifth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the sixth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the seventh day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Seven new policies
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the eighth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Eight business cases
Seven new policies
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the ninth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Nine days of training
Eight business cases
Seven new policies
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the tenth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Ten suppliers pleading
Nine days of training
Eight business cases
Seven new policies
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Eleven VP’s shouting
Ten suppliers pleading
Nine days of training
Eight business cases
Seven new policies
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my CPO sent to me
Twelve step processes
Eleven VP’s shouting
Ten suppliers pleading
Nine days of training
Eight business cases
Seven new policies
Six new consultants
Five dollar oil
Four calling salesmen
Three fresh buyers
Two tepid deals
And a purchase order for a pear tree

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  by Allison Ford-Langstaff

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